Friday, March 27, 2015

All We Wanna Do Is Have Us A Good Time

Frank Foster - Gettin Right

According To The Phone
My JV girls finally tied.  It may not be a win but it's better than the losses they've had thus far.

Music Soulmate sent me this when I told her I needed to drink away a broken heart this weekend.  She could not be coming at a more perfect time.  I cannot wait to get her from the airport tonight.

Another friend sent me this & said "The second I saw this I thought instantly this person could be Bri's husband" that's how my friends see me ha...

Due to above mentioned heart break (which I'll write about later) this is how I spent my night last night & then went to bed at 8 pm


Get your shit together, Amelia.


Possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen... In my life... Permanently...

Best idea for a baby shower ever. Hahahahaha this just makes the nurse inside me die laughing

I like this kid

Lol @Sonja Pfeifer

The secret of periods…

why isn't this in my closet already?

Not the best restaurant in town…

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 9

The softball girls are convinced that I need to be with the attractive football coach who sometimes drives our bus to games...
ALL of the players: Hiii Coach _____
Hot Coach: Hi girls...
Player: Hey Coach M! (that's me) Do you need a boyfriend?!

A kid couldn't keep his hands to himself so I put a cardboard box up to make his desk into a cubicle
Me: You're vandalizing my cubicle!
Student: I'm keeping track of the seconds that I'm stuck in this cubicle
M: Like prison...
S: Exactly...

It was a movie day due to the lack of students that show up the day before spring break starts & the day that we return from spring break & I was letting them pick from Disney movies on Netflix.
Male Student 2: YES!!!
Me: Alright, High School Musical it is.
MS2: Man remember the sing-along/dance-along version...good stuff.

While watching HSM
MS1: Miss!!  We only have 9 minutes left of class!!  Skip ahead to the last song!
**I skip ahead**
**MS1 & MS2 then go to the front of the room & not only sing but also DANCE along to We're All In This Together**

I have a video of this...which I can't post on here...but if you follow me on Instagram you can see a little clip of it ha.

A student was asking me where I was going to go when I left my job here
Student: Where have you applied?
Me: The closest one to here is _____
S: That's where the Mexicans are
For the record the student is Hispanic
M: I've also applied to districts in West Texas & North Texas
S: Maaaan that's country!  They got the KKK out there!

While playing jeopardy
Student: Oh man this one is easy!...what's the answer?

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

I'm Currently...

More of this tea.  I had talked about starting it here & shared my results here.  I started it again on Sunday because in case you missed it, I ate a ton of shit delicious food all weekend long & now need to slow the food train down.  I'll also be eating salad & other vegetables like my life depends on it all week.

Nothing...because I'm eating all the salads!

All of the above mentioned tea.

The Notebook.  I've seen the movie 100 times but I've never read the book.  Then a little while back someone told me they end differently so now I'm reading it...

Some beach time...I'd even settle for some pool time.

At teaching jobs.  I've applied to around 30 places already.  There are 2 particularly that I keep looking at hoping that they'll post positions but so far no luck.

I'm listening to Pandora, & have it shuffling between Frank Foster, Josh Dorr, Texas/Red Dirt, Kyle Park, Cody Johnson, Turnpike Troubadours, Curtis Grimes, Will Hoge, Granger Smith, Stoney Larue, Aaron Watson, & George Strait...
But the current song is "Turn That Crown Upside Down" - Kyle Park

My time.  During my off periods I just waste time.  I could probably be 100x more productive & actually do work related things but when I have my off period I just waste time doing anything else...such as write up a blog post...

I still lived here so I could use the pool all the time.  Having a house is great...not having a pool sucks.  I'm the palest I've ever been since moving to Texas.  Plus I have nowhere to relax outside at my new place.

Last week I bought almonds covered in dark chocolate & sea salt.  I was going to buy those again until I saw these.  They are SO good.  It doesn't get much better than coffee & chocolate. 


The Walking Dead is the only show I watch live.  I DVR the rest & catch up whenever.  What I NEED to watch is Better Call Saul.  I have the whole thing DVRd but haven't watched an episode yet...


My 2 new secret boards on Pinterest.  I previously had public boards on the same subjects, deleted them, wanted to play around with them again.

  • Friday

    Mar 27

    Mostly sunny75° Lo 51°RealFeel® 79° / Lo 50°more
  • Saturday

    Mar 28

    Plenty of sunshine77° Lo 54°RealFeel® 81° / Lo 52°more
  • Sunday

    Mar 29

    Sunny and delightful79° Lo 60°RealFeel® 83° / Lo 59°more
The forecast for this weekend.


At the fact that a week from today it'll already be April!  How have we already gotten through the first 3 months of 2015?!


The weekend.  Music Soulmate will be here late Friday & spending the weekend in Houston.  I also just need it to be the weekend.  I'm so over waking up at 5 am.  48 more early wake-ups before summer.


Nothing.  Just kidding.  But I am in need of a major closet overhaul.  I sent a bag of clothes home with my parents that I won't need for the last 2 months, I've donated 2 bags to Goodwill that I don't wear, but now I have next to no clothes...or no clothes that I really want to wear.  However, I also don't have the money to buy a whole new wardrobe.  Can Stacy & Clinton show up at my door please?  Is that show even still on??


633 people on Twitter...caring about what maybe 20 of them actually have to say on a regular basis.


So many things.  Thinking about boys, & jobs, & life in general.  I essentially have no clue what's going to happen on so many different levels come June that that's pretty much what I think about all the time.


So tired.  All I want to do is sleep.  Monday after softball I took an hour nap & then woke up long enough to take a shower & then when back to bed like an hour or so later.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015