Thursday, May 28, 2015

Whatcha Thinkin Bout

**I'm pretty proud of myself for having a blog post every single day (M-F) this month**

**I'm even more proud of myself for having all but 2 days in June already planned out as well**
(planned...not necessarily drafted...)

**This rain in Houston has got to stop.  It has rained every single day in May, is forecasted to do so until June 18th, & it definitely wasn't dry in March or April either...**

**I am so happy that we do not have to make Tuesday's flood day up**

**Including today I only have 3 days left with my kids...this makes me happy & sad**

**When I was 23 I slept on an air mattress for 4 months when I was student was no problem.  I have been sleeping on one since Monday because all of my stuff is moved up to is a problem #TooOldForThisShit**

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

If You Cancel School Due To Flooding

If you cancel school due to flooding, you will get a call at 5:30 in the morning from your department head telling you there's no school & to go back to bed.

If you're told to go back to bed, your phone will inevitably blow up with messages from other teachers talking about the weather & lack of school

If your phone continually blows up with messages, you will eventually say screw any potential missed calls/texts from the parents or Oklahoma & put it on complete silence

If you put your phone on silent, you will successfully get another 3.5 hours of sleep

If you successfully get another 3.5 hours of sleep, you will wake up to perfect weather
(for real though people this is why God made the 2 hour delay...idw have to make up a day at the end of the year for this...)

If you wake up to perfect weather, you will decide to make a run to Target

If you make a run to Target, you will buy a big bag of chips & eat almost the whole thing

If you eat almost an entire bag of chips, you will decide that you need to get out of the house before any more damage is done

If you need to get out of the house, you will decide to drive 30 min to the park so you can read & be on alligator watch

If you go to the park to look for gators, you will get stabby over shitty parenting
(don't think that the parents are just outside of the picture either...they left the kids here to go to the parking lot...)

If you get stabby over shitty parenting, you will eventually leave the park to go home

If you leave the park to go home, you will successfully waste the remaining hours of your day napping & wasting time on the computer.

If you successfully waste your day, then you'll be happy school was cancelled due to flooding.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Monday, May 25, 2015

All Gave Some, Some Gave All

With today being Memorial Day I decided I didn't want to do a traditional weekending post.  Besides, all I did all weekend was clean my townhouse & move stuff up to storage so y'all would've been bored to tears.

I hope that y'all are having a great 3 day weekend but take time today to remember those who laid their lives down for our great nation.

memorial day quotes | Memorial Day Edition So Proud to be an American! Freedom was NEVER Free! Show your Gratitude & Respect today and always!

God Bless America

Friday, May 22, 2015

You're As Smooth As Tennessee Whiskey

Linking up with Amanda & Della!

Chris Stapleton - Tennessee Whiskey

swiss cheese chicken freezer meal
I didn't use Swiss because I hate Swiss...but I used jalapeno jack

According to the Phone
2 of my favorite students who are in a culinary class brought me this during one of my classes on Tuesday.  It was delicious!

I already had plans to meet up with a friend for happy hour after work on Tuesday anyway but then I got a job offer that day so I had even more reason to celebrate.  Plus, because I got a job offer I didn't have to pay as a congratulations from my friend!

This pretty much sums up where I'm at in the year.  I don't give extra credit assignments, ever.  My rational is the kids that need/want extra credit are the kids that didn't do their work in the first place so I'm not going to create more work for myself when they usually don't do the EC anyway.  At this point though I'm like Oprah with the extra credit.  Kill that roach for me: EC!


This includes my own child's fundraisers ;)

This would have worked wonders when my dad's fifty gallon fish tank incident happened.  Yet, it would have required a call to some sort of pet detective to figure out which of the fish was homicide oriented.


Like a girl on her period...

That face! Hahaha reminds me of that YouTube vid/ vine hahahhahaahhahahha @Hannah Mestel Mestel Uhlig





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