Friday, May 29, 2015

What Are You Doing For The Rest Of Forever

Linking up with Amanda & Katie.


Jason Cassidy - Rest of Forever

According to the Phone

The other day I posted about dumb ass parents...I had my friend add this alligator to the picture...I haven't stopped laughing.

It can stop anytime now... I'm at a red light just so y'all don't get judgy.  But for real when I got to the street my school is on & had to cross the road my first thought was "I really wish I could caulk the wagon & float right now."  No lie the water was at my bumper.

Do any of you know who Flat Stanley is?  For those of you that do, my cousin & I will be taking Flat Al (an alligator) & this guy, Flat Armando on our road trip (don't forget to get your questions in).  For those of you that don''s cute.

I have had major beef with this neighbor all year...he walks his dog to everyone else's lawn so the dog can go to the bathroom & then walks back into his house...well the dog finally went to the bathroom in his own damn yard.




It's a bit cold...

I am this girl...

Being a guy must be so simple.

Teenage Girl Struggle

Well played Dad, well played!

Hahaha! Yes!

Evil/effective parenting


  1. Dang girl, that is some serious rain! I don't blame you there! And loving all of your quotes! The parenting funny had me laugh out loud. I'm pretty sure I'd totally say that to my kid... j/k. Ok maybe not. Happy Friday!

    <3, Pamela
    Sequins & Sea Breezes

  2. Hell yes Oregon Trail! I did a flat Stanley for a kid when I was in Bahrain, except I called her Flat Zilly because I do what I wawnt. I also colored desert camo on her to match my uniform. I cheated and took a photo of it and then edited it into some photos I already had, but it was still fun.

  3. I live in Texas too...the rain is getting ridiculous! It just keeps coming and coming! Hope you have a wonderful Friday! Stopping over from H54F! :)

  4. That voltaire quote is the truth!!! i'm really hoping that the rain stops for you guys soon! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston

  5. Love your quotes! I have a neighbor that lets her dog go to the bathroom in our yard all the time. It is so frustrating! I'm sure you are hating all of the rain. I hope the sun is out by now.

  6. Ugh I have a huge pet peeve about people walking their dogs and having them go to the bathroom in my's even worse when they don't even bother to pick it up. I see it all the time on my runs!

  7. Hope the rain goes away soon, send it to California. The family quote is so true!!

  8. BWAHAHAHA the lobster with the knife!! I may have been snaughling. ;) Hope you had an awesome weekend! Thanks for linking up with us!

    Katie @ Cup of Tea