If you cancel school due to flooding, you will get a call at 5:30 in the morning from your department head telling you there's no school & to go back to bed.
If you're told to go back to bed, your phone will inevitably blow up with messages from other teachers talking about the weather & lack of school
If your phone continually blows up with messages, you will eventually say screw any potential missed calls/texts from the parents or Oklahoma & put it on complete silence
If you put your phone on silent, you will successfully get another 3.5 hours of sleep
If you successfully get another 3.5 hours of sleep, you will wake up to perfect weather
If you wake up to perfect weather, you will decide to make a run to Target
If you make a run to Target, you will buy a big bag of chips & eat almost the whole thing
If you eat almost an entire bag of chips, you will decide that you need to get out of the house before any more damage is done
If you need to get out of the house, you will decide to drive 30 min to the park so you can read & be on alligator watch
If you go to the park to look for gators, you will get stabby over shitty parenting
(don't think that the parents are just outside of the picture either...they left the kids here to go to the parking lot...)
If you get stabby over shitty parenting, you will eventually leave the park to go home
If you leave the park to go home, you will successfully waste the remaining hours of your day napping & wasting time on the computer.
If you successfully waste your day, then you'll be happy school was cancelled due to flooding.