Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 21

*While on the sidelines during a drill*

Volleyball player: Wait! Can I be mini Coach M for this team?  Get those passes!  Don't let it drop!  You better talk or we're running & doing push-ups!

Volleyball player: Coach Mama M you look like a cowboy girl today with them braids!

Volleyball Player: I'm single as a Pringle & NOT ready to mingle

Me: You're a nut
Volleyball Player: That's so weird because I ate nuts today!

*This occurred the week I was without a phone.  I was trying to find an empty desk to sit on*
Me: There are no desks for me to sit on over here!
Student 1: Well student news just told us that the more you sit the more likely you are to die so we're saving you're life here...
Me: After this week I wouldn't even care
Student 2: Is there something you'd like to tell us
Me: *starts laughing so hard telling my phone story that I start cry laughing doubled over*
Student 3: I think we're witnessing a breakdown here people.  I feel like Dr. Phil...