Thursday, June 11, 2015

Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 12

While at prom
Me: You look so pretty!
Female student: Thanks!  So do you!  You look nice outside of school.
Me: Thank you?
FS: Well you know, sometimes when you come to school you definitely just come to school...

At prom a student randomly touched my arm
Me: Umm hi?
Female Student: I just had to test my theory.
Me: And?
FS: I was have soft skin
Me: Well good...
FS: What?  You just look liked you'd have soft skin...

Style by Taylor Swift comes on
Male Student: This is my song!
*starts waving arms in the air*

A song from the Lion King comes on
Male Student: Oh man this is my all time favorite Disney movie!

Me: See class!  Go Disney!
MS: It always made me believe I could be a lion when I grew up.

Before they are about to start their final
Me: Ok now what happens if you talk during this final
Class: We get a 0
Me: And...
Class: We have to make it up in the summer
Me: Correct.  Make up days are June 8 & July 9.  But guess what...I'm leaving June 7 so it's all on you!
Student: Miss you savage


  1. I'm going to miss these this summer. I'd say I need to hang out around more teenagers, but I'm not sure if I could handle that.

  2. "When you come to school you definitely just come to school" Lmfao!

  3. "You look so nice outside school" haha your students are crazy. Im sure you'll miss them!

  4. Will miss these now that school is over. Just coming to school is a bonus, not a bad thing!