While at prom
Me: You look so pretty!
Female student: Thanks! So do you! You look nice outside of school.
Me: Thank you?
FS: Well you know, sometimes when you come to school you definitely just come to school...
At prom a student randomly touched my arm
Me: Umm hi?
Female Student: I just had to test my theory.
FS: I was right...you have soft skin
Me: Well good...
FS: What? You just look liked you'd have soft skin...
Style by Taylor Swift comes on
Male Student: This is my song!
*starts waving arms in the air*
A song from the Lion King comes on
Male Student: Oh man this is my all time favorite Disney movie!
Me: See class! Go Disney!
MS: It always made me believe I could be a lion when I grew up.
Before they are about to start their final
Me: Ok now what happens if you talk during this final
Class: We get a 0
Class: We have to make it up in the summer
Me: Correct. Make up days are June 8 & July 9. But guess what...I'm leaving June 7 so it's all on you!
Student: Miss you savage