Thursday, January 15, 2015

Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 6

Fancy by Iggy Azalea comes on & a boy starts singing along
Male student 1: What did you just say?
Male student 2: Can't you taste this gold...
MS1: ...
MS2: Why are you looking at me like that?


Send Me On My Way came around on Pandora
Male student: Oh man this my jam!
...
MS: Isn't this from Matilda?!
Me: Yes, it is.


As lunch was ending
Female Student: Pretty girl out!
Me: Does that mean you're leaving?
FS: Yes


A student asked me a question & I raised my eyebrow
Student: Miss!  You look like The Rock!


I was in the hallway after getting something off of a printer
Student: Miss!  I never see you outside of your classroom
Me: I had to get something from the printer
S: Are you lost??  Here let me walk you back to your classroom


Payphone by Maroon 5 comes on
Student: A payphone?  Really?  He's rich...why doesn't he just use a cell phone??
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6 comments:

  1. DYING. You know these always kill me!!!

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  2. haha you look like the Rock? your students are hilarious!

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  3. I love these kids. Especially the one who offered to walk you back to your room in case you were lost.

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  4. "Pretty girl out." I want to punch her in the face. I'm not kidding. lol

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