Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 5

A student walks back into the computer lab after having left because he had finished his paper.

Student: Aw man!  I'm just staying in here for the rest of the period.  They're trying to send people to SAC out there.  I'm too pretty for SAC!

While watching Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone & they're running from the troll
Student: Man I'd take my food with me
Student 2: Of course you would
S1: They get to eat whatever they want!  Wings, fried chicken, anything!


While watching Mean Girls & the burn book is released.
Movie: Dawn Schweitzer has a fat ass?  Who would write that?
Female student: Girl that's a good thing!


Alan Jackson's "It's 5'o'clock Somewhere" comes on
Student 1: Aw heck yes!  It IS 5'o'clock somewhere!  Miss turn this one up!
Student 2: Actually it's more like 5:30 somewhere cause it's 2:30 here...


Male Student: Miss can girls rent prom dresses?
Me: I'm not sure.
Female Student: Some girls did last year.
Me: Well there ya go I guess they can
MS: That's what I'm gonna do
M: ...
MS: But a tux!  Not a dress!  I see your face up there!


One student was trying to hide behind another.
Female student: Stop trying to hide behind me
Male student: Miss can I hide behind you
Me: No! Man up & face your problems.
MS: But miss
FM: I bet Miss M is tougher than you.  She was mowing lawn when she was 8 so she's tough.