A student walks back into the computer lab after having left because he had finished his paper.
Student: Aw man! I'm just staying in here for the rest of the period. They're trying to send people to SAC out there. I'm too pretty for SAC!
While watching Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone & they're running from the troll
Student: Man I'd take my food with me
Student 2: Of course you would
S1: They get to eat whatever they want! Wings, fried chicken, anything!
While watching Mean Girls & the burn book is released.
Movie: Dawn Schweitzer has a fat ass? Who would write that?
Female student: Girl that's a good thing!
Alan Jackson's "It's 5'o'clock Somewhere" comes on
Student 1: Aw heck yes! It IS 5'o'clock somewhere! Miss turn this one up!
Student 2: Actually it's more like 5:30 somewhere cause it's 2:30 here...
Male Student: Miss can girls rent prom dresses?
Me: I'm not sure.
Female Student: Some girls did last year.
Me: Well there ya go I guess they can
MS: That's what I'm gonna do
MS: But a tux! Not a dress! I see your face up there!
One student was trying to hide behind another.
Female student: Stop trying to hide behind me
Male student: Miss can I hide behind you
Me: No! Man up & face your problems.
MS: But miss
FM: I bet Miss M is tougher than you. She was mowing lawn when she was 8 so she's tough.