Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 2

First things first... a quick recap of how  I did on my September goals.  (Hint: not well)


September was fitness goals but I also added 3 non-fitness goals.

1. Go to the gym/class/organized sport at least 3 times a week.
This on derailed when I was diagnosed with a respiratory infection like 3 or 4 days into the month & wasn't better until I left for a wedding in MN almost 2 weeks later...

2. Complete Full Body Boot Camp 30 Day Challenge
This one derailed the day of my friend's wedding...so I made it half way through the month...I actually restarted it so that I'll have it complete by my birthday weekend this month.

3. Credit Card Free
The only thing I used it on was my friend's wedding which was allowed because it was pre-planned & necessary.

4. Complete #FMSPhotoADayChallenge
This one also ended the day of my friend's wedding...

5. Don't bite my nails for the entire month.
Ok sadly I don't know if I completed this one or not ha.  The fact that my nails are long right now says yes but for some reason I feel like I bit them off at one point...we're going to go with win though since it's Oct 2 & they're long.

2 out of 5 isn't bad...right?




Student 1: Me & J go way back

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Student 1: When the first day of school was?

Student 2: I told you not to bring up the past

...It was the 13th day of school...

Listening to my Pandora stations as always (It was currently on Sam Hunt, Kip Moore, & Eric Church)
Male Student: Miss put on some Taylor Swift
Me: Is that some type of joke?
MS: No I'm serious!
I put on We Are Never Getting Back Together
MS: Yes!  This is the stuff!!


Me: If I come to Sonic will you give me free tots?
Student 1: Yeah I'll get you tots
Student 2: Miss we gotta work on your hood...you gotta ask for the whole meal free.


1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton comes on Pandora
Male Student 1: Oh man!  This is my song!
Male Student 2 (same one that requested T Swift): I know this song by heart!
Me: You guys crack me up...I don't know about y'all
Male Student 3: White Chicks Miss...we love White Chicks!


Female Student 1: Miss you need to marry the man on the 800 hall
Me: He's a baby...he's 4 years younger than I am
Female Student 2: That don't matter
Me: Girls you need to learn that boys that are your age are never as mature as you are
Male Student 1: Yeah she needs a man with a good credit score
Male Student 2: And a 401k
MS1: And a dental plan
FS2: Money in the bank?


I put a 2nd Dum Dum in my mouth
Student 1: Miss how many of those are you gonna eat??
Student 2: She bought em she can eat however many she wants!
S1: Just don't go getting hyper on us ok Miss?


The assignment was to turn the Declaration of Independence into a modern day break up letter.
Student: Miss you got me all up in my feelings like I'm really leaving the guy...