Thursday, March 20, 2014

Thanks Mr. Disney


1. If you want your crush to like you, change everything about yourself.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

2. Lying about your age is a totally acceptable thing.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

3. Stalking is the quickest way to man’s heart…and bed.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

4. Guys love it when you act uninterested.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

5. Passing out in the home of seven strange guys is a safe and sane choice.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

6. A guy cutting in on you at the club is hot, not creepy.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

7. Boys are super cute when they kidnap you.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

8. A man who lies about his background would never lie to you about other things.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

9. Waking up to assault is no cause for alarm.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

10. Because silence is consent, duh.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

11. Marrying a dude you just met will in no way end terribly.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

12. Because if you try hard enough, you can change him.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses
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13. Even if you’re a princess, your place is taking care of your man/men.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

14. No matter the grievance, you can buy your way to forgiveness.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

15. And always remember, it’s what’s on the outside that counts.

15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Disney Princesses

3 comments:

  1. All the stuff about looks & changing yourself & marrying someone you just met..I NEVER NOTICED! Hahahahaahaha

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  2. hahaha So true! I still love my Disney movies but young girls really need a health mix of other entertainment too.

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  3. haha so so true! the end of grease has a similar lesson where sandy just starts dressing slutty and then they live happily ever after ha.

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