Freshman Volleyball Player 1: I'm going to homecoming with a sophomore
FVB2: I'm going to homecoming with 3 seniors
Me: Looks like I'm going to homecoming to chaperone & stand in between y'all & your dates while you date
FVB1: You just went from Coach M to Mama M
Student: Miss you should bring your puppy to work
Me: I can't do that
Student: Why? Some people get to bring their kids in
Me: That's different
Student: No it's not
Me: No one is going to be like excuse me ma'am will you leave your kid outside please
Student: Sometimes they should be told that...
*while at a 7th & 8th grade volleyball tournament 2 of my 9th graders came up to me*
VB Player 1: Oh man coach those 7th graders...yikes!
VB 2: All those dropped balls...all I could think of was your face & the laps you'd make us run...oof
VB Player: Coach! High five!
*high five*
VB Player: Your hands are soft! Everybody! Feel her hands!
Student 1: *Points behind me*
Student 2: Cockroach!
Me: *screams & hops to the front of the room*
Me: *screams & hops to the front of the room*
**A class debate starts on whether or not to save or kill the roach**
Student 3: Miss want to share some popcorn & watch?
Student 3: Miss want to share some popcorn & watch?
Student 4: Miss Student 5 wants to know if she can go downstairs & set him free outside
Me: No
Student 4: Then where can she set him free
Me: The toilet...all drains lead to the ocean my friend...
I'm glad to see these return.
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOL to the homecoming one.
It's great to have soft hands, love this!
ReplyDeleteLol so true
DeleteLOL at the leave the kids outside, that's awesome. I like whoever said it, A+ for him
ReplyDeleteLOL all drains lead to the ocean
ReplyDeletehahaha all drains lead to the ocean. You're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha all drains do lead to the ocean!!! There are lots of kids I wish people would leave outside.
ReplyDeleteI love that your student basically equated kids to puppies hahaha. (Although puppies are far superior, let's be real.)
ReplyDeleteMe: No one is going to be like excuse me ma'am will you leave your kid outside please
ReplyDeleteStudent: Sometimes they should be told that...
LMFAO.
I'm dead.
They're not wrong.
Also... kill the roach with fire FOR SURE.