Goodbye July

I feel like just yesterday I was posting about how I couldn't believe it was July already...and now today is the last day!  Easy there summer...

Song

Van Morrison - Cold Wind In August

According to the Phone

So my car got egged...that's a first.  It's mostly off but it smells like hot eggs...It needs another wash.

I had to take a picture of this at Caribou because of 2 answers to "If you could be any animal what would you be?" A)Velociraptor &B)Brock Lesnar.  I about busted a gut right there in the coffee shop when I saw the Brock Lesnar one.

I saw this & a cork board map at Target.  I need want them both for my new apartment.

Clearly this person has never actually read my blog as I am the opposite of a fashion blogger & wear make-up not even once a week.  Hell this summer I've worn a bra less than I've worn one.  So unless I'm getting free lingerie, to show me, myself, & I because I'm single as hell, no thanks.

I drove 20-30 minutes to a Caribou Coffee on Thursday morning just so I could do my fantasy draft because my internet at home crapped out on me.  #FirstWorldProblems  Someone please pray that the majority of my team doesn't wind up on the injured list like they did last season.

I don't drive to Caribou often, it's been 3 MAYBE 4 times all summer, because like I said above, it's 20-30 min away.  However, the above picture annoys the anal person in me to no end.  Of the 3, MAYBE, 4 times I've been to Caribou this summer, TWICE I've been the person to put the toilet paper roll on the little contraption.  Employee or non-employee it's not that hard people.  It doesn't lock.  You pop the end off, remove old roll, put on new roll.  After this picture I removed both of the old rolls & then put on the new roll.  How I feel about the people that leave the TP in above picture:

On very rare occasions I can grab clothes off the floor, put them on, & have a look that is on point.  This was one of those rare moments.  By off the floor I don't mean dirty by the way...except for the jeans...that's debatable.

I pre-ordered the Kip Moore Wild Ones album & y'all should too.  I promise you won't regret it.  I'm telling you now...3 weeks before it comes out...it's gonna be big.

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Photo Challenge

I used to do FMS photo-a-day challenges all the time but stopped because my Instagram got so cluttered.  I'm still cleaning out my IG but I saw this on Heather's blog & thought it'd be fun.  My IG is private but if you request to follow me I'll accept it.  If you decide you want to participate too let me know & I'll follow you as well!