Wrecking Ball comes on Pandora
Male student: Hey! Me too!
Male student: Hey! Me too!
Student: Miss, do you have a favorite shape?
Me: No. What's your favorite shape?
Student: A cylinder
Me: Why?
Student: Because it's different from all the others...
Student: Miss by Monday you better pop, lock, & drop that attitude
Female Student: Miss, trust no one.
Me: Well that's not a good outlook
Male Student: Don't listen to her, she's been listenin to too much hip-hop...too much Drake. DJ KHALED! TRUST NO ONE!
Female Student: Miss Male Student 1 is afraid of a girl
Male Student 2: Women scare me too...
Me: As they should.
Student: I finished my review!
Me: Good. Now study it.
Student: No! I must socialize! I need friends!
Haha loving all these gifs especially Chandler :)
ReplyDeleteFunny! The GIFs are great! What age do you teach?
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Traci
waltzmetoheaven.com
Ha! These kids!
ReplyDeleteWomen scare me.. as they should! Haha! I can just see your face with half these comments!
ReplyDelete"Miss by Monday you better pop, lock, & drop that attitude" Bwahahaha love that one!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to miss these over the summer. I remember getting extra punchy towards the end of the school year (not literally) and that included including the teacher in more jokes.
ReplyDeleteHahaha these are awesome!!! I think next time someone crops an attitude with me I am going to say pop, lock & drop that attitude.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!! Pop lock and drop that attitude! Best line ever.
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