Thursday, April 23, 2015

Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 10

Male Student: I think I'm pregnant

Female Student: You wouldn't understand because you don't listen to our type of music.
Male Student: I am in touch with my feminine side!

Student: Miss!  You're wearing make-up today?!
Me: Yes...

S: You look better without it...

Student: Hey miss...I see you have some new candy that you would like to share.
Me: No.
Student: I'll give you a's a tiger...RAWR
Me: *while trying not to laugh* No.
Student: OOO a hippo!

Unfortunately this is a short one...I even pushed it back a week.  I was gone a day, we had Good Friday off, the students have major senioritis which means they spend less time caring & I spend more time getting mad at them.  I'm hoping these last 6 weeks are better because I'm already on the verge of walking out that door...


  1. I mean the boy who thinks he's words! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston

  2. The candy one, I could not have helped it but to laugh at him. Too funny.

  3. These are hysterical! I used to teach and remember the "hey Miss" or sometimes, "yo Miss" very vividly haha!

  4. I swear sometimes I really wish I was a teacher so I could have some of these fun posts. 6 weeks countdown....jealous.

  5. Goodness! Kids are crazy!!!! ;-)

  6. haha perfect gif for the "I'm in touch with my feminine side" comment! Love it!