Male Student: I think I'm pregnant
Female Student: You wouldn't understand because you don't listen to our type of music.
Male Student: I am in touch with my feminine side!
Student: Miss! You're wearing make-up today?!
Me: Yes...
S: You look better without it...
Student: Hey miss...I see you have some new candy that you would like to share.
Me: No.
Student: I'll give you a gummy...it's a tiger...RAWR
Me: *while trying not to laugh* No.
Student: OOO a hippo!
Unfortunately this is a short one...I even pushed it back a week. I was gone a day, we had Good Friday off, the students have major senioritis which means they spend less time caring & I spend more time getting mad at them. I'm hoping these last 6 weeks are better because I'm already on the verge of walking out that door...
I mean the boy who thinks he's pregnant...no words! xo, Biana - BlovedBoston
ReplyDeletehope the next 6 weeks go by smoothly!
ReplyDeleteThe candy one, I could not have helped it but to laugh at him. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are hysterical! I used to teach and remember the "hey Miss" or sometimes, "yo Miss" very vividly haha!
ReplyDeleteI swear sometimes I really wish I was a teacher so I could have some of these fun posts. 6 weeks countdown....jealous.
ReplyDeleteGoodness! Kids are crazy!!!! ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha perfect gif for the "I'm in touch with my feminine side" comment! Love it!
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