Student 1: Miss you got some nail clippers
Me: Umm no
S1: Unprepared! Who doesn't carry clippers?
Student 2: Apparently you...
M: Just bite it
S1: Miss these things are long & sharp! They're like sharks!
Not a single one of my JV girls has ever played softball before...
P: They let boys play softball??
Me: umm no?
P: points to opposing player on 3rd base
M: (trying desperately to be the mature adult) That's a girl...
A group of boys discussing different foods
Male Student 1: I hate Lucky Charms
Males Student 2: No one hates Lucky Charms!
Male Student 3: Get outta here! That's my favorite cereal!
MS2: Even the teacher is looking at you weird
MS1: Who likes Lucky Charms?!
MS3: Apparently everyone but you!
Me: Lucky Charms are my favorite cereal!
While watching Snow White (it was a free day due to testing)
Student: Miss she be pissing me off!
Me: Snow White??
S: Who does she think she is?? She knocked & no one answered. She's so nosy just walking in & bringing all the party animals! She's lazy too...making all of the animals do the cleaning!
Student: That Snow White is wifey material!