Student 1: Miss are you 32
Me: No
S1: Well he said you were...are you 36
Me: *fakes dying*
Student 2: Boy you really trying to fail aren't you??
Me: Oh & one more thing...no saying "bae" in here. You can # all you want but no "bae"
Student: bacon & eggs
Me: What?
S: That's what bae stands for to me...bacon & eggs
Blank Space by Taylor Swift comes on
Male Student 1: Taylor Swift sucks
Male Student 2: SAY WHAAAAT?! Who says that?!
MS1: She do
MS2: No one says that! Boy just go home!
MS1: She's weak
MS2: Taylor Swift goes hard!!
While reading questions from the citizenship test
Student 1: ...the jew-dizzle branch
Student 2: The what branch??
S1: jew-dizzle...
S2: It's JUDICIAL!
2 other students were trying to talk a girl out of asking a certain older boy to prom
Female Student 1: But maybe somebody can change him!
Female Student 2: Girl this ain't no damn church girl movie!
So relatable! Do you write this stuff down when they say it? Or are you just blessed with a great memory?
ReplyDeletehahahah These are my favorite posts. Kids are nuts and weird and oh so funny!
ReplyDeleteA couple months ago I would have agreed with MS1 on Taylor Swift now I have to agree with MS2 - she goes hard!
ReplyDeleteBacon and Eggs!!!! Love it! The boys arguing over T-Swift, can't handle it!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteBacon and Eggs and the guessing your age. Bahahahah, that's awesome.
ReplyDeleteJew-Dizzle!
ReplyDeleteYour kids are the best. I just want to be a fly on the wall in this classroom.