A country song was playing
Male Student 1: Why are we listening to this?
Me: Why wouldn't we listen to this?
Me: Why wouldn't we listen to this?
Male Student 2: Dude do you want to pass this class?
MS1: I mean...I love Taylor Swift (The song wasn't Taylor btw...it was John Michael Montgomery)
MS2: Man...keep that to yourself...
A student tried throwing a piece of paper in the recycling but missed.
Me: Well ya made it halfway
Student: Not really...it's in the middle
Student: I only like certain white people
Me: Like me
S: Like the people on Modern Family...I love that show...I feel like I'm part of the family
These are hands down my favorite posts you do. I laugh out loud in my office every time I read one.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Kids are hilarious.
ReplyDelete-Claire
www.fashionandfeathers.com
Bahahah "Not really, it's in the middle." DERP!
ReplyDeleteWoof - the halfway comment - that scares me!!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh the halfway / middle - thats hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Modern Family! Ok, and all of these, they are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYour students are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteYour students crack me up every time!
ReplyDeletePerfect gif for the comment about making it halfway.