Thursday, June 2, 2016

Sh*t My Students Say Vol. 17

Student: Miss how old are you?
Me: how old do you think I am?
Student: 24
Me: 27
Student: You look young!
Me: Thanks
Student: But you need to hurry up & get married & have kids before you die alone.

Student: I hate white people puts me in my feelings

Student: Wait, why doesn't my map have the Bermuda Triangle on it

Student 1: Wanna see a joke
Me: He's gonna show you a mirror
Student 2: Miss you savage!